Mallory

Sunday: 11am-4pm

Mallory – Weekend warrior and fill-in maestro (Sundays 11am–4pm), he lives by three simple words: Live. Laugh. Love. And somehow… still makes it rock.

His musical journey kicked off with Eagles Greatest Hits, which is basically the gateway drug to knowing every song on classic rock radio whether you meant to or not. His first concert? Hall & Oates on the Maneater tour in 6th grade — and before you judge, just know his follow-up was ZZ Top’s Eliminator Tour, so he corrected course real quick.

Rock really sank its teeth in thanks to Steppenwolf, proving early on he had a taste for the gritty, road-trip, born-to-be-wild kind of sound. And when it comes to “underrated” bands, he’ll confidently say The Beatles — which is either a bold take or a world-class dad joke. Honestly… probably both.

His go-to rock anthem? “Sabotage.” Loud, chaotic, and impossible to ignore — much like him on a good day.

If he could interview any legend, he’d choose Scott Weiland — partly out of admiration, partly for closure. He actually had the chance to see him live once… but left early because his date got impatient. A month later, Weiland was gone. Yeah… that one still stings.

On-air, he survives almost exclusively on Arizona Green Tea, to the point where it might legally be considered his bloodstream. Off-air, he’s collecting Silver Age comic books with his son — proving that underneath the sarcasm is a guy who appreciates the classics in all forms.

His “guilty pleasure” is Steely Dan, although he refuses to feel guilty about it. And honestly, he shouldn’t.

If radio ever falls through, he’s fully prepared to pivot to Walmart greeter — and based on the personality, he’d probably be the most entertaining one in the country.

Listeners love to give him grief about being bald, but he’s quick to fire back with, “Yeah, but you haven’t seen my back,” which somehow leads into an OnlyFans joke that no one asked for… but everyone remembers.

When he’s out and about, you’ll likely find him at SAX in FWB, chasing down a great burger and a good time.

His life philosophy? Short, sweet, and just confusing enough to make you think:
“A waste is a terrible thing to mind.”